I had wanted to do the Coonamessett cross race for a couple years. Missed it three years ago and they didn't run it last year. So I was definitely planning a day off to hit it this year. Small fields and a chance to get crushed by juniors-how could you say no? Got to the farm early for a preride(in kit, sorry business casual crowd). It was a short lap. Felt really short which is odd since I always think laps are loooong when I preride. Had Cape friends coming out to watch so I was hanging out and a little distracted. Distracted to the point that I lined up with no number. Very pro. Number was in my jacket in the car. No way I was going to make it to the car and back for the start. Officials didn't notice, so off I went. My start wasn't a total shit show, but I lost places heading into the woods. Couple laps in and I was locked into the battle at the back-which is as serious as the battle of the bulge, just slower. The gravelly left turn into the beer tent barriers never felt right to me and I hit it pretty slow each lap-including the time I veered into a low wall and almost took my self out. Luckily I was going slow enough to recover.... After the barriers you went out into a field that was soggy, grassy muddy death. The only bright side was their was a "faster line" along the left hand tape that kept you out of some of the mud. Need to check for that line more often. It took til 2 to go for the inevitable to happen, I got caught by Nate Morse. Funnier guys than me have addressed this issue so I will not. I got caught by a few other dudes as I continued to battle it out with Andy. Going into the last lap, he uncorked a brutal attack in pretty much the perfect spot to pass me to win the battle of the back.
It was odd to be the only Newbury dude at the race since we usually roll deep (or as as the full quartet). Missed the crew. Got heckled by the announcer with the classic line, "this guy doesn't look so high&mighty now...." rim shot.... After the race I got a brief scolding from the officals and was on my way to try the "cyclocross salad". Didn't take advantage of the available harpoon as I was mentally preparing for getting spanked in a bigger field on Saturday.
This race is like a shorter Orchard Cross and was really fun. Plenty of beer and food and a cool scene all around. I would recommend getting the day off to do this next year. This was also the only race of the year that had mud in quantities beyond a three foot stretch.
Do the race next year and if you are on the cape check it out. Food is good.

